What’s the difference between a dolphin and a porpoise?
Three dollars a pound.
Is there a rock group named Nose Chowder?
Not yet.
SawyerSpeaks, did you find my toothbrush? – Elle Macpherson
Don’t call me.
If actress Tuesday Weld had married actor Joseph March the 3rd, would she have been called Tuesday March the 3rd?
Yes, but that’s such an old joke you had to write it in the past tense.
Have you seen my car keys?
Look on the hook next to the door. Or in the car.
What is a hemidemisemiquaver?
It’s a musical term for a 64th note. It’s half of a demisemiquaver.
What’s a Mahayana Buddhist?
Mahayana Buddhism idealizes the bodhisattva, an enlightened being who works for the liberation of others.
What’s a Gouda Buddhist?
A Gouda Buddhist is enlightened about yellow-rind cheeses of Netherlands origin.
Doesn’t the syndicated comic “Beetle Bailey” seem hopelessly out-of-date, running in modern newspapers during the Iraq war?
Indeed.
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