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		<title>Secrets Web Writers Don’t Want You to Know!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:16:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Which headline would you click on: Are You Thrifty? or Are You A Tightwad?  Bill Maher, host of HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher” recently wrote in the New York Times: “New Rule: Internet headlines have to be more like &#8230; <a href="http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2012/01/22/secrets-web-writers-dont-want-you-to-know/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1473664&amp;post=2385&amp;subd=sawyerspeaks&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I DO. I DID? I DON’T.  New wedding vows for the 21st century.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 15:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sawyerspeaks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The divorce rate in America hovers at around 50% and that’s one in two which must be quite a surprise to the other spouse. You can read about it in Divorce Magazine, the existence of which is equally surprising give &#8230; <a href="http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2012/01/08/i-do-i-did-i-dont-%e2%80%a8-new-wedding-vows-for-the-21st-century/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1473664&amp;post=2371&amp;subd=sawyerspeaks&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Least Popular Celebrity Google Searches of 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 18:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Snooki talent About 281 Google search results How many Oscars does Steven Seagal have  0 Google search results Herman Cain Munster About 485 Google search results In what movies has Mitt Romney played the president 0 Google search results Problems Rush Limbaugh has &#8230; <a href="http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2011/12/30/least-popular-celebrity-google-searches-of-2011/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1473664&amp;post=2365&amp;subd=sawyerspeaks&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>THE 4 LESSER KNOWN REINDEER</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Kevin Pollak Has Exquisite Taste</title>
		<link>http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2011/12/22/kevin-pollak-has-exquisite-taste/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 23:12:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sawyerspeaks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Any fans of comic/actor Kevin Pollak out there? I just won a contest on Kevin Pollak&#8217;s Chat Show by writing his new Larry King impression. The line he did as Larry: &#8220;I have one skin tag on my back for &#8230; <a href="http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2011/12/22/kevin-pollak-has-exquisite-taste/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1473664&amp;post=2352&amp;subd=sawyerspeaks&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rise of the Planet of the Squirrels</title>
		<link>http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2011/12/18/rise-of-the-planet-of-the-squirrels/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 18:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sawyerspeaks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Part III, the denouement by Jeff Sawyer No one knows when the gray squirrels became carnivorous and learned to parachute. Not even the Mayans predicted it, and they forewarned of great floods and Kardashians and reverse mortgage lenders. I spotted &#8230; <a href="http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2011/12/18/rise-of-the-planet-of-the-squirrels/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1473664&amp;post=2345&amp;subd=sawyerspeaks&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Squirrels 1, Sawyers 0</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 22:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sawyerspeaks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The story continues from last week… You will recall that the plan to remove squirrels from our attic entailed opening the hatch in the ceiling of the spare bedroom closet, poking my head up there with a dab of peanut &#8230; <a href="http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2011/12/03/squirrels-1-sawyers-0/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1473664&amp;post=2336&amp;subd=sawyerspeaks&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Hell Above</title>
		<link>http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2011/11/27/the-hell-above/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 00:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Jeff Sawyer It’s confirmed: we have squirrels in the attic. Not in the metaphorical, He’s got squirrels in the attic way, though frequent readers know this can never be entirely ruled out, but in the tree-dwelling gray rodent with &#8230; <a href="http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2011/11/27/the-hell-above/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1473664&amp;post=2329&amp;subd=sawyerspeaks&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Occupy Math Class, 5/14/1971</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 17:41:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Occupy Maple Street</title>
		<link>http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2011/11/19/occupy-maple-street/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 16:44:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sawyerspeaks</dc:creator>
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