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		<title>Jack Paar, Jonathan Winters, and a Stick</title>
		<link>http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2009/10/29/jack-paar-jonathan-winters-and-a-stick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Top 10 Still Unused Movie Character Names</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10. Lymbic Ecru
9. Necco the Ferd, II
8. Triple Fudge
7. Sallé Swink
6. Cleavage McLoud
5. Denny Drab-Klopske
4. Carrots Von Fink
3. Sturgeon Contracts
2. Hortense Shoulders
1. Sister Cleats
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		<title>White House Appoints Amish as Chief Wall Street Overseers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Plain Dress Short Selling to Replace Naked Short Selling

Manhattan – The Obama administration announced Sunday a set of sweeping changes that will place all of Wall Street under the watchful regulatory eye of a community for whom integrity and austerity are cornerstones of life. 
 In a ceremony Monday, a wooden buggy with triangular orange safety sign [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&blog=1473664&post=1143&subd=sawyerspeaks&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A1 anyone?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 15:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sawyerspeaks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[GPS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[To attract media attention and spike international readership, this week’s post comes to you from inside a giant silver Jiffy Pop balloon drifting over the Alps. In here with me may or may not be a kidnapped Louisiana Justice of the Peace who may or may not have been knocked unconscious with a rubber mallet [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&blog=1473664&post=1137&subd=sawyerspeaks&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>P245 75R16 </title>
		<link>http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2009/10/11/p245-75r16%e2%80%a8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 15:42:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sawyerspeaks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Driving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shop til you stop]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ P245 75R16: 8 a.m. at the Tire Center

There are two of us sitting and waiting in this little room with the TV turned off and the last drops of an empty glass carafe crackling into vapor on the Bunn-O-Matic beneath the wall calendar that is failing to keep up. Overhead fluorescents erase any hope [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&blog=1473664&post=1126&subd=sawyerspeaks&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Questions Answered by Popular Movie Lines</title>
		<link>http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2009/10/03/top-10-questions-answered-by-popular-movie-lines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:27:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sawyerspeaks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Feeling Listless?]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Basil Rathbone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David Letterman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duck Soup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Famous movie quotations Marx]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Three Stooges]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[10. “What do you have to say for yourself, Letterman?”
“I could have had class. I could have been a contender.”
Brando, On the Waterfront


9. “How’s the patient, Dr. Kevorkian?”
“Either he&#8217;s dead, or my watch has stopped.”
Groucho Marx, A Day at the Races
8. “Did the Three Stooges ever perform in New Hampshire?”
Curly: “Lake Winnipesaukee.”
Moe: “Lake Winna&#8230;How do [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&blog=1473664&post=1119&subd=sawyerspeaks&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Furnace Fights</title>
		<link>http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2009/09/29/furnace-fights/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sawyerspeaks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Middle-aged Guys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[autumn]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[by guest writer Bob Jacobs
Wisconsin is the only place I’ve lived where not turning on your furnace is a point of pride and the temperature of your house is treated like a golf score: the lower, the better.

And every game has its own equipment – in this case it’s sweaters, slippers, long underwear and flannel [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&blog=1473664&post=1116&subd=sawyerspeaks&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Free Association</title>
		<link>http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2009/09/29/free-association/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:58:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Free Association

n.
A spontaneous, PURPLE logically AND NOW, JERRY LEWIS! unconstrained and undirected association of SOLID TEAK ideas, emotions, &#8220;VRRRT! VRRRRT!&#8221; and feelings. A psychoanalytic ANSWER THE QUESTION, SENATOR technique in &#8220;ALL THAT AND ANDY ROONEY, TONIGHT ON 60 MINUTES&#8221; which a patient&#8217;s articulation of free associations WHO INVENTED THE STICKY NOTE? is encouraged in order [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&blog=1473664&post=1114&subd=sawyerspeaks&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The week it blew down, not up.</title>
		<link>http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2009/09/27/the-week-it-blew-down-not-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:41:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sawyerspeaks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nine Eleven]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s officially autumn, and we’re deep-breathing clean air under marine blue skies again. The friendly Canadians up there have lent us their air mass. It dips down over the northern United States this time of year, appearing as a ribbon in the shape of a broad smile on the Weather Channel map. There’s no better [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&blog=1473664&post=1108&subd=sawyerspeaks&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sweetening the Deal</title>
		<link>http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2009/09/21/sweetening-the-deal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sawyerspeaks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by guest writer Bob Jacobs. I don&#8217;t know where he works.

Like a lot of work places, ours is tightening the collective belt these days. The air conditioning feels like it’s set to be just a little warmer, the heating feels like the office temperature is slightly cooler, and the lights even seem dimmer to me, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com&blog=1473664&post=1100&subd=sawyerspeaks&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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