Category Archives: TV
Aloe and Goodbye
Once upon a time in the year 2112, a handsome man and correspondingly beautiful woman rode a horse along a sandy ocean beach. A twisted, scarred, half-buried Statue of Liberty came into view. “Oh my God…” screamed the man, who … Continue reading
Filed under Imagine, popular culture, Short Story, TV
High-pressure System: Weatherman Succumbs to AdMan
{ weather } And now the weather. And now the weather, with Charlie. And now the weather, with Charlie Short. And now the weather, with Dr. Charlie Short. And now the weather, with Chief Meteorologist Dr. Charlie Short. And now … Continue reading
Filed under Headlines, popular culture, TV
A SawyerSpeaks exclusive: the famously eloquent letter penned by Sullivan Ballou to wife Sarah before departing to compete on the battleground of ABC’s Wipeout – Thursdays at 8, 7 Central
Washington DC My very dear Sarah: The indications are very strong that we shall move in a few days – perhaps tomorrow. Lest I should not be able to write you again, I feel impelled to write lines that may … Continue reading
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The Morty Seinfelds Arrive at Del Boca Vista Phase II
“35 years I’m in the raincoat business. I invented the beltless trenchcoat – the Executive! – for Harry Fleming.”
Filed under popular culture, TV
Top 10 Least Popular 2010 Christmas Gift Calendars
10. Eleven Clooneys and a Regis Calendar 9. Mayan Final 24 Month Countdown Calendar 8. Tiger Woods’ Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, and Ho Swimsuit Calendar 7. Tareq and Michaele Salahi’s Great Parties We … Continue reading
Filed under Holidays, popular culture, TV, Uncategorized
You’re That Guy
by jeff sawyer Roy awoke on the last day of his life squinting, his face framed by a skinny rectangle of dawn sunlight that had snuck in between the window casing and curtain to stalk him. In the dream, he … Continue reading
Filed under popular culture, Til death do us part, TV
A1 anyone?
To attract media attention and spike international readership, this week’s post comes to you from inside a giant silver Jiffy Pop balloon drifting over the Alps. In here with me may or may not be a kidnapped Louisiana Justice of … Continue reading
Filed under GPS, Health, Health Care, popular culture, TV
