Category Archives: Selling Online
This, The Perfect T-shirt Which You Must Have
Buying this t-shirt will rearrange the letters in your horoscope from bills to bliss. After Emily Dickenson slipped into this t-shirt she left the house in Amherst for the first time in ages and shared a pitcher of Margaritas on … Continue reading
Filed under Creative, popular culture, Selling Online
Epic Underwear Bubbles
While I was slothing around recovering from pneumonia last weekend, studying the Tony Robbins-meets-Charlie Sheen provocations that Halls inexplicably prints on its cough drop wrappers – “Turn ‘can do’ into ‘can did!’ “Put a little strut in it!” Let’s hear your … Continue reading
Filed under Creative, Meeting Canceled, Selling Online
Somali Pirates Hold Warehouse Sale
… Shop Now and Save a Few Buccaneers! Reuters (click the link – it’s true) reported last week that Somali pirates have too much inventory – and their loss can be your gain: “Somali pirates said on Sunday they would … Continue reading
Filed under Meeting Canceled, Selling Online
RSVPeter?
I received the following e-mail today. I don’t know… I could go either way on this. Before I send them all my financial data, do you think it’s an attempt at identity theft? Would somebody name a bank after himself … Continue reading
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PANTS
Oh, these pants of ours, these new-for-Spring ‘11 pants. Slip them on – and watch out! Now you’re wearing pants! These are not the primordial color of the new spring-summer collection. We call it “khaki.” You will, too We are … Continue reading
Filed under Creative, popular culture, Selling Online, Shop til you stop
Life, Death and the Infomercial
First, we need to consider the self-described “big guy.” What he is saying is that he has put so much food into himself, he can no longer scrape all of it out. Herman, there are times in life when God … Continue reading
Filed under Health, popular culture, Selling Online, Shop til you stop, Uncategorized
Executive Suite: where the Elite Tweets Meet
Mgmt: Welcome to the new Twitter home of International Sock Brands. Our mission is to pre-expect the sock fashions of tomorrow, today! AbbeyM: I need some socks Mgmt: The balloon over our head says a fabulous new hosiery fashion moment … Continue reading
Filed under Meeting Canceled, popular culture, Selling Online
5 Over-the-Counter “Cold Remedies” to Avoid During this Cold and Flu Season
Campbell’s Cream of NyQuil soup Continue reading
Filed under Feeling Listless?, Health, Health Care, Selling Online
Web Critic’s Corner: Strategic Approaches to Online Marketing of the Remote Control Whoopee Cushion
Upon the introduction of wireless technology some two decades ago, the Whoopee Cushion was elevated from a rudimentary, chair-based manual device smelling faintly of gimcrack rubber into the realm of modern gag applications. Today’s state-of-the-art Remote Control Whoopee Cushion emulates … Continue reading
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