Category Archives: Nine Eleven
Post-traumatic Stress Syndrome Easily Cured with New Socks
Get yourself some hosiery and buck up, boys.
Filed under Health, Health Care, Nine Eleven, popular culture, Shop til you stop
The week it blew down, not up.
It’s officially autumn, and we’re deep-breathing clean air under marine blue skies again. The friendly Canadians up there have lent us their air mass. It dips down over the northern United States this time of year, appearing as a ribbon … Continue reading
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Bush Pardons Bush
Washington, D.C. – The 142nd name on the list of pardons granted by President George W. Bush is George W. Bush. Serious-faced officials wearing trustworthy dark suits announced today that the President is soon to be self-pardoned for a … Continue reading
Filed under Election, Headlines, Nine Eleven, The Street, Work
Head in the Hood
Out walking the hound around the neighborhood the other night I saw the seasons transition. Dry leaves smelling of soil crunched under my boots as snowflakes settled atop them. Brown into white, autumn into winter, all in the course of … Continue reading
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By the next day, unable to watch the jets slice through the twin towers’ abdomens one more time,
I rented a few videos for diversion. Including “Amadeus.” And there was Antonio Salieri – sober court composer, ultimate second banana, pulling back the curtain to watch unseen from backstage, mad with jealousy, as Mozart drank and danced and indulged … Continue reading
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