Category Archives: Meeting Canceled
Monday Morning in the Jury Room
How’d it go in court? I’ll tell you how it went in court. If ever you are summoned to jury duty, my innocent until proven otherwise friend, tell them you are canoeing across New Brunswick in search of beaver pelts … Continue reading
Filed under Meeting Canceled, popular culture
Executive Meet N’ Greet
An Interview with Carey V. Little, New Chief Marketing Officer at SawyerSpeaks, LLC Welcome to the company! What attracted you to the SawyerSpeaks organization? It was the history of the brand. This is an icon, a part of the American … Continue reading
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NEW ELECTRIC FACEBOOK BUTTONS
In a disturbing new development – another being the Nantucket Heights development going up on the edge of town, the name being clearly unsound since Nantucket is at sea level – people have begun turning nouns into verbs. A former … Continue reading
Filed under Language, Meeting Canceled, popular culture
CubiCaller Confusion
This week I observed two mature, successful advertising professionals who long ago mastered such sophisticated hardware and and software as the Mac, PhotoShop, Microsoft Office, the iPad, the iPod, the iPhone, Quark and Adobe Indesign attempting to change the sound emitted … Continue reading
Filed under Meeting Canceled, Middle-aged Guys, Philosophy, Uncategorized, Work
6 Superheroes You Won’t See in Movies This Summer
6. Corporal America. Demoted from Captain after texting photos of his junk to CatWoman. 5. Carlos. Able to leap tall border fences in a single bound and work harder than the people on the other side. 4. SquareRudy. Travels the … Continue reading
Filed under Election, Headlines, Meeting Canceled
Epic Underwear Bubbles
While I was slothing around recovering from pneumonia last weekend, studying the Tony Robbins-meets-Charlie Sheen provocations that Halls inexplicably prints on its cough drop wrappers – “Turn ‘can do’ into ‘can did!’ “Put a little strut in it!” Let’s hear your … Continue reading
Filed under Creative, Meeting Canceled, Selling Online
Somali Pirates Hold Warehouse Sale
… Shop Now and Save a Few Buccaneers! Reuters (click the link – it’s true) reported last week that Somali pirates have too much inventory – and their loss can be your gain: “Somali pirates said on Sunday they would … Continue reading
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FRAMED
It’s another conspiracy, this eyeglasses thing, and I think the governor may be behind it. It’s not the glasses that are against us. It’s the screws. The screws! The tiny screws in each corner hinge of the frame. There are … Continue reading
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The Greatest Place in the World
The Trustees of the Village of Bertram reconvened in special session Tuesday evening to brainstorm a new village slogan. It was their third attempt and sixth hour at it, and gravity seemed to haul their weary backsides down into the … Continue reading
Filed under Imagine, Language, Meeting Canceled
Tiny Cannon
Portable enough for meetings, church, bar mitzvahs! Keep one in the glove compartment!
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