Category Archives: Health
Let’s Go Spelunking! Adventures on the Digestive Health Ward
I had a colonoscopy this week, but it got me out of meetings. What do you wear to such a procedure, I wondered when the alarm went off Wednesday morning – brown shoes? It was the first time I’d agreed … Continue reading
Filed under Health, Health Care, Uncategorized
10 Signs a Tomato May Be Trying to Kill You
10. Goes out, buys a gun and shoots you with it 9. Calls Mexican drug lord and says in your voice, “I have your grandmother’s wedding album.” 8. Hides your statins under neighbor’s Rhodesian Ridgeback 7. Repacks your sport parachute … Continue reading
Filed under Feeling Listless?, GPS, Health, Uncategorized
FDA declares DNA test DOA
“WASHINGTON (AP) — The largest U.S. drugstore chain, Walgreen Co., said Wednesday it will hold off selling what was poised to be the first over-the-counter genetic test, after the Food and Drug Administration said the kit has not been proven … Continue reading
Filed under Headlines, Health, Health Care, Uncategorized
Post-traumatic Stress Syndrome Easily Cured with New Socks
Get yourself some hosiery and buck up, boys.
Filed under Health, Health Care, Nine Eleven, popular culture, Shop til you stop
Another Spelling Tragedy
Unable to Choose Between the Spellings “Aneurysm” and “Aneurism,” Area Man Suffers Excessive Localized Enlargement of Artery and Weakening of Artery Wall
Filed under Health
Jacket by Armani. Face by Ferragamo.
Like it or not, fashion designers color your world. They inform your purchases of clothing, sunglasses, house paint, furniture, jewelry … even automobiles. Remember the Pierre Cardin Cadillac? You may not buy the label, but whoever made what you do … Continue reading
Filed under Creative, Health, Health Care, popular culture, Uncategorized, Work
A1 anyone?
To attract media attention and spike international readership, this week’s post comes to you from inside a giant silver Jiffy Pop balloon drifting over the Alps. In here with me may or may not be a kidnapped Louisiana Justice of … Continue reading
Filed under GPS, Health, Health Care, popular culture, TV
