Category Archives: Feeling Listless?
Top 10 Movies Besides “Cowboys & Aliens” About Things That Don’t Go Together
10. Cowboys & Illegal Aliens 9. Democrats & Republicans 8. Blogging & Profit 7. Chicago Cubs & Victory Parades 6. Limburger & Carpools 5. Civil War Reenactments & Richard Simmons 4. Nose Rings & Library Cards 3. Bagpipes & Hearing … Continue reading
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The Madison Melee got me wondering about unions
… specifically, what do you do if you’re an employee on staff in a union office and unhappy with the way you’re treated? Do you start another union – The Local Order of Union International Employees at Local Orders of … Continue reading
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Top 10 Signs Your Fratenschtattor May Be Going Kablooie
10. Turbo Lingenfalters sometimes plotz during ignition 9. Dual carbon filter dealies gumming up with pinkish Berry-Berry rash 8. Neighborhood Czar complaining to ringleaders about decline of quarterly report numbers 7. Circus illegals playing tuba solos on roof while jump-roping in hockey skates … Continue reading
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10 Signs a Tomato May Be Trying to Kill You
10. Goes out, buys a gun and shoots you with it 9. Calls Mexican drug lord and says in your voice, “I have your grandmother’s wedding album.” 8. Hides your statins under neighbor’s Rhodesian Ridgeback 7. Repacks your sport parachute … Continue reading
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How to Write an Annual Christmas Letter
In a few short months you’ll sit down to pen the family Christmas letter, an annual dispatch with content no less genuine than Santa himself. In the past, you may have dreaded it like taxes – “this writing business is … Continue reading
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Top 10 Signs You’re Getting a Bad Massage
10. Therapist holds grinder over you and asks, “Cracked pepper?” 9. Massage table is stainless steel with gutters to capture bodily fluids 8. When you say “Shiatsu,” therapist says “Gezundheit” 7. When you pay extra to have warm stones placed … Continue reading
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Top 10 Still Unused Movie Character Names
10. Lymbic Ecru 9. Necco the Ferd, II 8. Triple Fudge 7. Sallé Swink 6. Cleavage McLoud 5. Denny Drab-Klopske 4. Carrots Von Fink 3. Sturgeon Contracts 2. Hortense Shoulders 1. Sister Cleats
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Top 10 Questions Answered by Popular Movie Lines
10. “What do you have to say for yourself, Letterman?” “I could have had class. I could have been a contender.” Brando, On the Waterfront 9. “How’s the patient, Dr. Kevorkian?” “Either he’s dead, or my watch has stopped.” Groucho … Continue reading
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