Category Archives: Election
Least Popular Celebrity Google Searches of 2011
Snooki talent About 281 Google search results How many Oscars does Steven Seagal have 0 Google search results Herman Cain Munster About 485 Google search results In what movies has Mitt Romney played the president 0 Google search results Problems Rush Limbaugh has … Continue reading
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Why I’m Not Running for President of the United States
Reason #1 I’m not running for President: Prefer British version of Top Gear Reason #2 I’m not running for President: Can’t locate most countries on map Reason #3 I’m not running for President: Really dislike it when people watch me … Continue reading
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6 Superheroes You Won’t See in Movies This Summer
6. Corporal America. Demoted from Captain after texting photos of his junk to CatWoman. 5. Carlos. Able to leap tall border fences in a single bound and work harder than the people on the other side. 4. SquareRudy. Travels the … Continue reading
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April 30th, 1789
It was on this date that George Washington took the oath of office and became the first President of the United States. Two weeks later, the powerful Virginia merchant Ebenezer Caleb Trump quilled a letter to the Virginia Commoner News … Continue reading
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All the President’s Men
Chevy Chase, Jim Carrey, Dan Akroyd, Dana Carvey and more – together again, without the help of a network. This one’s worth your time. http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3oem
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Top 5 Other Things Ex-governor Sarah Palin has Quit
6. Counting to 5 5. Public Speaking 101 4. Introduction to the Political Sciences 3. Her Mensa Application 2. Drawing “Binky” 1. LensCrafters modeling career In other news, while I was on vacation from this blog last week, traffic increased. … Continue reading
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Top 10 Signs We Really Do Have a New President
10. One whole day in office, and so far, no new wars started 9. If you say “Nuculer,” people reply, “It’s ‘Nuclear’” 8. History all finished judging last president, pencils down 7. Comedy writers writing comedically about how they have … Continue reading
Bush Pardons Bush
Washington, D.C. – The 142nd name on the list of pardons granted by President George W. Bush is George W. Bush. Serious-faced officials wearing trustworthy dark suits announced today that the President is soon to be self-pardoned for a … Continue reading
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