10. “So, what brings you to our maximum security prison?”

9. “And is there a Mr. Butterworth?”

8. “May I please see your passport, your Uncle Terence and your liver?”

7. “Was there ever a better-built car than the Chrysler LeBaron?“

6. “Was that really a love tap, dearest, because to me it felt more like a punch in the head?”

5. “Doesn’t Joan Rivers’ face look natural?”

4. “Shouldn’t there be paid subscriptions for SawyerSpeaks?”

3. “When are they coming out with ‘Heaven’s Gate II’?”

2. “Can you believe I completely forgot my parachute?”

1. “Can someone please explain number 3 to me, the Heaven’s Gate thing?”