10. “Ain’t that a turd in a hot tub”

9. “Wherever ya’ are, there ya’ go”

8. “Well I guess ya’ can stick that in your lower 48”

7. “Yer’ about ta’ cross the blue line with yer’ hot temper there, fella’”

6. “Why regulate a moose hunt when there’s a maverick in the outhouse?”

5. “Ya’ can field-dress an elk, but ya’ can’t lead it to drink Joe’s six-pack”

4. “Bein’ an outsider is bein’ regular people – so pray for that”

3. “It’s like shootin’ zingers from a chopper, I tell ya’”

2. “Doggone it, that was a fart, bless its heart”

1. “In like, what, 5 weeks when me and grandpa here nuculerize Russia we’ll be chasin’ the Bush doctrine all over the world map”