5. Leaving home would trigger electronic ankle bracelet monitor
4. Mike Meyers showing “Love Guru” clips today on “Ellen”
3. Like everybody, busy reading SawyerSpeaks
2. Helping National Guard stack sandbags around Al Roker
1. Thanks to global warming, going outside in summer instantly sets hairpiece afire
5 Excuses to Get You Out of Jury Duty
June 29, 2008 by sawyerspeaks


