You’ve met Optimus Prime. Now meet…
Maximus Prime Rate. Offers you credit at Prime Rate plus 5% not to exceed 23.9% interest compounded daily from start of each billing cycle. Rates may change without notice.
Fakus Supplementus Converts fat into muscle!
* This claim not verified by FDA. Actual results may vary. Consult a doctor before beginning a program of nutrition and exercise.
MegaStore Hypnotizes victims into equating possessions with happiness. Effect always temporary.
Metricula Converts units into metrics
TransgenderFormers Make up your own erector set joke
Trick-knee Carl Just that old guy who hangs out at the diner
Hippopotamus Prime Ribbus A wide load known to block buffet lines on cruise ships
Phlebitus Detritus Constructed of blood vessels tossed into dumpster by hospitals after vericose vein surgeries
Temporus Delayus- Makes you wait on line at DMV while he talks on the telephone.
Refluxus Increasus- Used by telephone companies to answer phones and purposely connect you to the wrong person.
By: the frogster on October 25, 2007
at 12:30 pm