5. Vanilla Bullion
4. Paper Maché Purée
3. Diet Tap Water
2. Rancider
1. Phlegmonade
5 Least Promising New Beverages in the Office Vending Machine
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5. Vanilla Bullion
4. Paper Maché Purée
3. Diet Tap Water
2. Rancider
1. Phlegmonade
Filed under Feeling Listless?, Work
Five more that popped up:
5) Sparkling Lite Soy Milk
4) Diet Coke with Baked Beans
3) Angel Tears
2) Chunky-style Mountain Dew (with real bits of mountain)
1) Pepto-Bismola
5) Red Bile with Vodka
4) Lax-Aid
3) Bubble Wrap Tea
2) Paxil Cola
1) Fruit Schmoozie (made with 100% fake everything)
Actually the last two might actually fit better under a ‘most promising’ list…