5 Least Promising New Beverages in the Office Vending Machine

5. Vanilla Bullion
4. Paper Maché Purée
3. Diet Tap Water
2. Rancider
1. Phlegmonade

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2 Responses to 5 Least Promising New Beverages in the Office Vending Machine

  1. Clark Savage, Jr.

    Five more that popped up:

    5) Sparkling Lite Soy Milk
    4) Diet Coke with Baked Beans
    3) Angel Tears
    2) Chunky-style Mountain Dew (with real bits of mountain)
    1) Pepto-Bismola

  2. 5) Red Bile with Vodka
    4) Lax-Aid
    3) Bubble Wrap Tea
    2) Paxil Cola
    1) Fruit Schmoozie (made with 100% fake everything)

    Actually the last two might actually fit better under a ‘most promising’ list…

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